ACROSS 1. WATER outside I = WAITER 5. SIGNPOST = SIGN POST 9. PALINDROME = (T off TRAMPOLINED)* 10. TRAM = ←MART← 11. MISTAKEN* = MANKIEST 12. HONEST = HONE ST 13. TUBERCULOSIS = TUBERS outside CU SOIL* 17. (COMEDIAN + LIAR)* = AMERICAN IDOL 20. BISHOP = ISH inside BOP 22. T_I inside REAR II = RETIARII 24. I ZZ after R = RIZZ 25. CHEAPSKATE = (TO KEEP A CASH)* - 0 26. ANGLES _E Y = ANGLESEY 27. CURTSY, S→L = CURTLY DOWN 2. L off LAVA + TAR = AVATAR 3. TRICKSTER = (.a)TRICK'S TER(i.) 4. RIDE outside G = RIDGE 5. SHOOTER = S HOOTER 6. GREYHOUND = →"(HAY GROUND)"← 7. ←NO + TIP← = PITON 8. S_ TARS HIP = STARSHIP 14. BACKPACKS = B (P_ inside ACK-ACKS) 15. OIL TANKER = _L_T_A_ inside OINKER 16. (I'M A BIT)* ON = AMBITION 18. NURSERY = N SURREY* 19. PI STOL[-e] = PISTOL 21. HAZEL = HAZE + L 23. TO PIC = TOPIC